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this may be controversial to some of you, but ratatouille would demolish stuart little in a fight and it wouldn't even be close
— yeetz (@yeetztweetz) September 12, 2017
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SCIENTIST: Let's name this spider Long Legs, for its long legs
SCIENTIST 2: Hmm not kinky enough
— Philly Boo!yrne (@PhilipNByrne) September 25, 2017
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ACCIDENTALLY PASTED THIS INTO AN EMAIL INSTEAD OF MY E-SIGNATURE, AND IN MY PANIC TO DELETE IT MANAGED TO SEND IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. pic.twitter.com/a5ZDWyJiK4
— the pumpkin king ? (@katydeedonnelly) September 25, 2017
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The 280-character limit is a terrible idea. The whole beauty of Twitter is that it forces you to express your ideas concisely (1/47)
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) September 26, 2017
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Girl on campus today whispering to her dog:
*No, you don’t always get a cookie for doing the right thing. That’s part of being an ADULT*— ky (@velartyler) September 25, 2017