"Orion's Belt is a big waist of space."
Terrible joke. Only three stars.
— ? PsyKO ? (@techoglot) September 17, 2017
"I thought you were weird. I thought it was a real fish"
so my pencil case could be the reason I'm not making any friends pic.twitter.com/g9Ek89JMfl
— egg co. ? (@eikorn) September 25, 2017
me after reading two tweets that were longer than 140 characters pic.twitter.com/tfWop3Mtzv
— tired garbage can (@ugsadkid) September 27, 2017
TEACHER: what’s ur first name?
TEACHER: and ur last?
TEACHER: class, this is Juan Derwall
ME: *strums guitar*
— Very Scary Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) September 26, 2017
Imagine being part of the generation that could afford to buy a decent home and then choosing to massacre it with this. pic.twitter.com/pm8FUUPZgA
— Hannah Gale (@Hannahfgale) September 24, 2017