6.
"Orion's Belt is a big waist of space."
Terrible joke. Only three stars.
— ? PsyKO ? (@techoglot) September 17, 2017
7.
"I thought you were weird. I thought it was a real fish"
so my pencil case could be the reason I'm not making any friends pic.twitter.com/g9Ek89JMfl
— egg co. ? (@eikorn) September 25, 2017
8.
me after reading two tweets that were longer than 140 characters pic.twitter.com/tfWop3Mtzv
— tired garbage can (@ugsadkid) September 27, 2017
9.
[school]
TEACHER: what’s ur first name?
ME: Juan
TEACHER: and ur last?
ME: Derwall
TEACHER: class, this is Juan Derwall
ME: *strums guitar*— Very Scary Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) September 26, 2017
10.
Imagine being part of the generation that could afford to buy a decent home and then choosing to massacre it with this. pic.twitter.com/pm8FUUPZgA
— Hannah Gale (@Hannahfgale) September 24, 2017