16.
Hate when people don't believe my exaggerations. Like, yeah I did wait 7 weeks for the bus once just fuck off.
— Joshua Stephenson (@G_Joshhh) September 11, 2017
17.
catholic contestant: i'd like to buy 12 O's pic.twitter.com/M6tIcsPn7h
— pope phteven (@PhuckinCody) October 2, 2017
18.
Deactivating pic.twitter.com/xUNtP4xMB2
— brynn (@hard_candyjpeg) October 4, 2017
19.
teacher: class, today we learn about the birds and bees
class: OOOOH
[opens hawk cage]
class: AAAHHH
[calls principal]
RELEASE THE BEES— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) September 29, 2017
20.
RIP cat who thought sunglasses would stop Medusa pic.twitter.com/lpHNuRGdJy
— Joe Saunders (@SaundersJoe) October 5, 2017