12.
Kids today don’t understand. In my day, vodka’s only flavor was vodka.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) October 5, 2017
13.
I thought it was INSTA-gram. Not 1-Day-Ago-Because-of-Algorithms-Gram.
— Gabi Conti (@ItsGabiConti) October 4, 2017
14.
On the bright side, at least Cam Newton thinks women are funny.
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) October 4, 2017
15.
My Uber driver’s name was Awesome. Literally.
— roxane gay (@rgay) October 7, 2017