Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
I've never driven off a cliff but I did just catch eyes with a teenaged girl during her selfie session— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) October 5, 2017
the other day a bartender told me his high school did a performance of RENT where they couldn't say AIDS so all the characters had diabetes— Chelsea Fagan (@Chelsea_Fagan) October 6, 2017
One thing I love about leaving NYC is how I save $100 a minute— may wilkerson (@shutupmay) October 5, 2017
RIP to all the pedophiles in their early 20s i used to meet on AIM when i was a kid man u guys should've been arrested & were all named Tony— ?Lane Moore? (@hellolanemoore) October 6, 2017
I will never stop being amazed by how much I am capable of eating— GigiEngle (@GigiEngle) October 7, 2017