Everyone has a past relationship they hate talking about. The kind of relationships we’re embarrassed to even think about. The ones we wished we never brought around our friends, never introduced to our families and above all – never slept with. These are the ones who have hurt us, played us, lied to us, cheated us and wasted our damn time. When Twitter asks you to describe this relationship with one meme – of course, we the people who speak only in meme-language can deliver and deliver well.