The Internet is a beautiful, wonderful place where people take a lot of time to create mindless, inappropriate and hilarious things we all take a lot of time reading and laughing at. Like – for example – everything I get paid to do. But, if it weren’t for the brilliant minds of the World Wide Web, I’d be out of a job and you’d be bored AF. Thankfully, the people of the web grant us with their incredible minds and give us some humor that we need every now and again – like, for example, these dog bios that look like they belong on a Tinder profile. I promise you, one or two of them will remind you of people you know.