25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone

20. Burgerbooty:

Either I just flat out ask if he wants to engage in gland to gland combat, or I will very subtly present him with my butthole. It usually works.

21. Nightthunder:

Past successes include: Telling him I’m horny, Picking up his hand and putting his fingers in my mouth. kissing him hard against a wall or something, grinding on him in bed, and turning on sexy music.

22. CLWsucks:

If the tv is on, I’ll go upstairs to our room and get naked, then I use my phone to play “Careless whisper” downstairs through YouTube. I always here a laugh and then him running up the stairs 🙂

23. —Help—:

“I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE VAGINAL INTERCOURSE HUSBAND UNIT.”

24. contrary_wise:

Asked him to scrub my back in the shower. He didn’t get it.

25. ikantunderstandyou:

He really likes it when I use proper grammar.