Assuming it’s 2017 and we’re pretty open about talking about our sex lives, I’ve found that 9 out of 10 times the guy you sleep with can be categorized into 1 of 10 pretty easy categories. No matter what he does (or doesn’t do), he has an identity. While you’re adult-ing your way through life and dating around the scene, it’s a sure bet that you’ve slept with at least several of the guys on this list – maybe once or twice. Don’t try to deny it, you know it’s true.
1. The athlete:
You know he thrives off his own endurance and seeing his own body flex over you is more than enough to keep him going. It’s really not about you at all, it’s about him and how much he can show you. It’s about him getting the gold – and you cheering him on with the sound of his name.
2. The one who doesn’t shut the f*ck up:
Is he talking because he’s nervous or is he getting more nervous because he’s talking? Either way: Do more, say less.
3. The one who does all the work:
It’s like he just can’t help himself. He’s flipping you over and spinning you around to the beat of his drum. You’ll ask if you can “get on top” but he’ll probably say no and force you into letting him go down on you one more time. Not saying no – just trying to reciprocate, but thank you.