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I hate cutting my hair, I hang out with 7 guys, I have a sleeping disorder and I have a thing for shoes and fishnets. I blame Disney.
— Niki (@NikiWithIssues) October 21, 2011
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me: "why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?"
therapist: "i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) February 27, 2016
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https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/573673549233156097?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmathewguiver%2Fthats-fucking-goofy