When you’re in a long term relationship, things can get weird. I don’t mean like “Hey this is getting pretty serious, I’ve never felt this before” weird — although that will happen — I mean straight up weird.Â
All the artifice that usually holds up your personality fades away, and you start sharing your real selves with each other. Weirdness included. It’s great. It’s also weird.
Over on this Reddit thread, the honest folks at r/askwomen shared the weirdest things they do when they’re alone with their significant others. Some of them are nauseatingly adorable. Most of them are weird as f***, and will make your relationship seem tame by comparison.
1. From Luminaria19
Make noises at each other. Like, it might start as an actual conversation and just devolve into going “meeerrrrhhhh” back and forth.
Example:
“Hey, what you doin?”
“Meh”
“Meh?”
“Meeeehhhh”
“Muuuugggghhhh”
“Bleh”
“Bleeeeeggghhhh”
And so on until we get tired of it.