50 Thoughts Every Girl Has During ‘That Time Of The Month’

41. I will not wear a pad. I will not wear a pad.

42. F*ck I have to wear a pad.

43. This feels like a diaper. Poor babies, this is awful.

44. I’m sitting in a pool of my own blood.

45. Is this what people feel like when they’re murdered?

46. Pizza. With curly fries. On top.

47. Is it bad if I rewatch The Notebook again, for the 10th time today?

48. No one will love me the way Noah loves Allie.

49. Why doesn’t anyone love me?

50. God, I can’t wait for this sh*t to be f*cking over.