50 Thoughts Every Girl Has During ‘That Time Of The Month’

21. Or, am I just bloated?

22. Is this how I’d look pregnant?

23. Thank God I’m not pregnant.

24. WHERE ARE THE REST OF MY TAMPONS?

25. *sneezes* Oh. Sh*t.

26. Chocolate. I need chocolate.

27. WHO ATE ALL OF MY CHOCOLATE?!?!?!

28. *Grabs knife* I’m going to stab whoever ate my chocolate bar.

29. Calm down, calm down, you’re okay.

30. ARG I NEED MIDOL. OR MORPHINE.