My IBS flares up with coffee, but I can’t just not drink coffee. Anyone else have a first world problem today
— Crendor (@crendor) June 19, 2018
Me: doc, my IBS
Dr: how much coffee u drink?
Me: I just don't know what triggers it
Dr: no more coffee
Me: guess I'll learn to live with it
— Kodi Kat (@puma_legal) September 16, 2017
Don't even TRY to talk to me until I've fueled my IBS with coffee!
— Bronwynner (@BronwynIsaac) February 20, 2017
Just put my coffee in a to-go mug & packed a bag.
TO SPEND THE NEXT 4 HOURS IN MY BATHROOM, thanks IBS.
— Dawn (@sicknbitchy) January 9, 2014
'A Whole New World,' from Aladdin just came on shuffle at about the same time airport coffee gave me IBS, making this a whimsical adventure.
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) January 16, 2013
Eh, it’s worth it. Time on the toilet can be well-spent, as long as you have the right memes.