10 Things That Will Make Every Iced Coffee Addict Say ‘Preach, Sis’

How much iced coffee do you drink a day? Is it almost too much to keep track of? Are you known for constantly drinking it? Would you date it if you could? Do you have a coffee problem? That’s okay, you’re in good company. Iced coffee addicts read on.

1. You always have some with you.

2. It doesn’t matter if it’s negative fifty degrees, you have some.

3. You really can’t make it through the day without it.

4. It doesn’t matter what place you’re at, you’re definitely ordering iced coffee. Starbucks? Iced coffee. Dunkin Donuts? Iced coffee. Greasy diner? Iced coffee. Your grandma’s? Iced coffee, please.

5. Your barista knows your order without you saying anything because you get the same iced coffee every day.

6. You sometimes order two and drink them both.

7. You spend more money on iced coffee than on rent.

8. Your car is filled with the detritus of iced coffee—empty cups, straw wrappers, coffee-stained napkins…

9. You get happy just thinking about iced coffee.

10. You’re on your way to get some right after you read this.