16.
Toddler: I help you.
Me: Sure! What do you want to help wi-
Toddler: *Dumps entire silverware drawer out*
— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) August 7, 2018
15.
4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend.
Me: Aww! Sure!
4:You can be the Beast.
Me: …
4: Or the fat sea witch!— Marl (@Marlebean) April 17, 2014
14.
I'm not gonna lie, I got extremely emotional while dropping off my little girl to preschool this week. I could barely get her to class. It's so hard to focus when I'm blinded by tears of joy.
— La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) August 16, 2018
13.
“OK MOMMY IS GETTING IN THE SHOWER NOW PLEASE DON’T KILL EACH OTHER”
-My daily leap of faith
— Janina Maria (@dontlosethekids) August 6, 2018
12.
The first thing I think every time my kid hits a new age is, “Oh, look at that, it didn’t get easier.”
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) August 12, 2018
11.
7y.o: *puts toy in my pool bag*
Me: “I’m not carrying your things.”
7: “No, you’re not; your BAG is.”
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 17, 2018
10.
My 3yo "accidentally" unspooled the entire roll of toilet paper. But don't worry, he "fixed" it. pic.twitter.com/MFKWJ2rNqi
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) October 24, 2014
9.
*5yo climbing on my chair
Me: "Be careful! I don't want want you to spill my wine.
…Oh I also don't want you to get hurt or whatever."
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) January 10, 2016
8.
My kids saw a baby lizard. I jokingly said, "If you catch it, you can keep it as a pet."
They caught it.
Shit.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 13, 2018
7.
I let my toddler dress herself.
She's wearing a cupcake. pic.twitter.com/u6Mn5NTve7
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 18, 2016