9. This one from an actual alien:

8. This one that is why would you do this:

7. This one that’s a very douche-y wrong number:

6. This one from a lady who is not good with no:

5. This one that really escalates:

4. This one that gives me hives all over:

3. This one that makes me want the sun to just blow up and end it all:

2. This one that makes me *suddenly angrey*:

1. This one that is maybe terrible? Maybe fun? I honestly can’t tell what is good in the world anymore.
