What is wrong with me? I’m on a first date and I asked if he just wanted hang and play trivia.
— Thomas Sanders (@ThomasSanders) July 16, 2018
i like being single but i’m over being single
— Karlee Karpowicz (@karlee_karpo) July 28, 2018
Gather 'round you single losers so I can throw my used flowers at you -Brides
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 1, 2015
Interviewer today trying to ask me about boys and I'm just like I barely have time to shower let alone maintain even a single conversation
— Chrissy Costanza (@ChrissyCostanza) September 11, 2015
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) May 26, 2014
So single that I'm starting a recycling program- dudes from years ago are back in my life. Super environmental.
— Laura (@LauraLikesWine) April 17, 2015