In 2018, dating is much harder than it looks. With dozens of apps to navigate, everyone basically sending their genitalia over DM’s, and all of our parents asking us when our wedding is–it’s a rough life.
Luckily, we have millions of people on Twitter who understand how we feel. So, here’s to all you single folks out there just waiting for your “one” to come–and, in the meantime, watching the same rom-com for the 45th time this month with your cat.
Life is short. If you have a crush on someone, walk right up to them then a little past them and just keep going it’s probably not worth it
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) April 20, 2018
Who are we?
SINGLE YOUNG PROFESSIONALS
What do we want?
FOR PERISHABLE GROCERIES TO BE SOLD IN SMALLER PORTION SIZES
— Maggie Sage Hunter (@swaggie_hunter) July 23, 2018
opened a DM picture from a man expecting it to be a dick pic but it was a poem, which is somehow worse
— rose ???? (@lleuadau) May 10, 2018
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) May 6, 2014
5 reasons why YOU should date ME:
5. Please lol
— Emre the Thicc (@ThiccEmre) July 26, 2018
me: goes on a date
group chat: ????????????????????????
— gaydreaming (@dopegirlfresh) July 30, 2018
*specifically tweets something targeted at my crush who might just so happen to see it and magically know i like them without me having to say i like them so they can say it and then boom we're together*
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) March 14, 2018
him: your single? why?
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 3, 2015
— Laurie???? (@zombiegirl72) June 25, 2018
When you can't really tell if someone is into you or not pic.twitter.com/DbtK9mCstQ
— sarcasm (@autocorrects) October 11, 2015