11. An ”I’d Smoke My Last Bowl With You” Inspirational Friendship Necklace:
Promising review: “Cool Gift, My sister loved it!!” – iwork2win
10. A ‘Cannaboss’ suit:
Promising review: “I order a 36 to fit my friends and he wears a US size 30/32 and it fit him perfect with room to breath…it came with everything and material is silky and amazing so worth the price I’ll buy again for my brother.” – Amanda C.
9. Weed Cologne:
Promising description: “This perfume inspired by the smell of burnt Palo Santo (bursera graveolens). Spanish for ‘holy wood,’ palo santo is a wild tree native to Central and South America, whose wood is burned during ceremonies and shamanic rituals, as it is known to be spiritually purifying.”
8. A completely blank ‘book’ called ‘Highway to Hell: The Dangers Of Marijuana.’
Promising review: “This book saved my life and soul. I struggled with the temptation to rebel against God by igniting plant matter and inhaling it into my lungs. Now that i don’t want to get high, God doesn’t hate me anymore.” – Randolph Mellone
(Again…it’s intentionally blank. Get the joke? You get it.)
7. 24-karat rolling papers made of actual gold:
Promising description: “Luxury at your fingertips. Don’t be at the party. Be the party. Handcrafted 24K gold rolling papers made with the finest edible gold. Made with a hemp blend base for the smoothest burn.”
6. A weed-themed dice game where players take a hit every 1,000 points.
Promising description: “Getting your friends together for a Game of Zonk has never been easier! This First Edition Game of Zonk includes everything need to play zonk, the game board, a glass pipe blown by artisans in Pacific Northwest, 5 dice, and a supply of score sheets.”
5. A ‘TAP DAT ASH’ ashtray with slots for all your marijuana-related accessories:
Promising review: “Easily the greatest ashtray I’ve ever had. The bump in the center is perfect for tapping out your ash and is soft enough to use with any material. The holes in the corners are incredibly convenient and useful for keeping your smoking accessories centralized. The whole tray is one solid piece of molded silicone so it’s flexible, but not floppy, totally heat resistant, and very nicely weighted. I’m seriously kicking myself for waiting as long as I did to buy this thing and I know I’m going to have it for a long time” – Mauro
4. ‘Cannabis’ incense sticks: that don’t smell like weed but still smell nice:
Promising review: “One of my favorite scents, it’s a very natural organic smell which supposedly is to be a good cover up for marijuana smell. “SUPPOSEDLY” !! But the scent does fill the room nicely with a strong scent, all I need for my room is to burn about half and it stays about 2 hours though my room is pretty small.” – Christopher
Promising description: “Hurry up and relax. The beautiful love child of Quick and High this sublingual is a fast-acting blast of that sunshiny blurred edge of joy and love.”
2. A ‘Bong Water’ Nalgene, because why not?