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I don't understand why the middle child feels ignored? If you're doing your job as a parent each kid should feel ignored equally.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) March 29, 2018
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*looks up from phone*
"Kids!! we're leaving the playground in 22 percent."
— Abhorrent Housewife (@abhorrent_wife) June 24, 2013
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Before kids: "Oh I don't drink coffee"
1 kid: "I'll have one cup, lots of cream & sugar"
2 kids: "THE WHOLE POT BLACK YES I KNOW IT'S HOT"
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 16, 2016
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Preschool Registration form: What's one word you would use to describe your child?
*writes in all caps: RELENTLESS.— Meredith (@PerfectPending) February 6, 2016
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6yo: I don't like being by myself!
Me: I do.
6yo: When were you alone?
M: The last time was about six years ago.
*stares son down*
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) December 8, 2016
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