Watching "Frozen" again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she's going to fucking watch it every day until college.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 9, 2014
My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 1, 2014
Kids are just so… so… Awake in the mornings
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) July 11, 2013
After my kids fall asleep I peek into their room and think, "How can those precious little people act like such jerks?!"
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) March 29, 2018
I'm a Stay-At-Target-Mom.
— Tara Brown (@Faux_Ma) March 14, 2014
The worst part of my husband getting up with the kids is trying to decide if I should join him, or escape out the window & start a new life.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) March 2, 2017