27.
women don't fancy men when they see good-looking chips pic.twitter.com/eHmpF0KKc6
— ??? ℭ??????? (@lexcanroar) March 9, 2017
26.
all dudes wanna do is have sex with you 1 time and then like your IG posts forever
— priya (@priya_ebooks) December 15, 2017
25.
Ex: You can block my number but you can't unsuck my dick
Me: pic.twitter.com/pJ8Gu9HuyJ— liz ? (@lizardrey74) January 13, 2017
24.
When you've scrolled all the way down to his 187th week on instagram & know every woman you should keep tabs on pic.twitter.com/cHao80Xm4b
— LoveYourself (@ScottieBeam) July 28, 2016
23.
"So You Were Trying to Be Polite But Now He Wants to Wear Your Skin As Pajamas: A Woman's Guide to the Internet"
— Myrrh (@ixix82) June 1, 2017
22.
You ever send ya man a funny meme & he say he already saw it..like wow u laughed at it & didnt think that maybe I wanted to laugh too wow ok pic.twitter.com/DoynOXdtGJ
— la loba (@vickto_willy) July 30, 2017
21.
*wipes doritos dust onto cum-stained sweatpants* hmmmmm time to pick out a flawless wife on the internet. not rihanna her forehead's too big
— maddie holden (@winningprotocol) July 7, 2015
20.
I talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t put her panties on without falling over.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) October 6, 2014
19.
Once a month my uterus tries to destroy me but please continue your harrowing tale about the agony of breaking in your new loafers.
— Asia (@AsiaDNYC) April 27, 2017
18.
Dudes make fun of girls for duck face yet all their selfies look like the last known footage of them
— Kendra ? (@kendrawcandraw) April 13, 2016
17.
attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) October 6, 2016