See if u don't get the absolute fear after ur boyfriend or boy ur talking to says he went n got a haircut ur a fuckin liar
— AIMEE (@_aimeeconnolly) April 13, 2015
My ex-boyfriend added me on LinkedIn. That should give you a clue as to why we didn't work out.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) December 24, 2015
My BF: *sleeps*
Me:…..r u ok lol like are u mad at me did I do something lol
— ???????? (@cakefacedcutie) May 25, 2016
Me w a boyfriend vs me by myself pic.twitter.com/0R2b2Z5Ygp
— why (@c0pperlynn) May 11, 2016
"Hmmm… not exactly boyfriend material." -me, shopping for fabric to make a body pillow
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) July 8, 2013
When your boyfriend texts you and says "I accidentally shaved my hair off and I'm bald"…it's fine. I'm fine.
— Andrea Imondi (@anggg18) July 21, 2017
I'm less looking for a boyfriend and more looking for someone standing near me when I need to make a snarky observation about something.
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) August 30, 2015
bf: will you marry me?
me: *thinks about Jim from The Office*
*remembers he is a fictional character*
*but what if he isn't??*
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) September 12, 2016
When your boyfriend says no, eat on his pillow.
— Finn The Human (@Jassy_Faee) August 2, 2017
[boyfriend gets down on one knee]
Him: will you marry me
Me: ya, this could totally have waited until after I finished my burger
— Amanda hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) December 7, 2015
So my (beloved!) ex-boyfriend's apartment caught fire this year, which was very sad, but Facebook made it worth it. pic.twitter.com/AvU8ifazXa
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) December 29, 2014