Being in a relationship is wonderful, but the majority of the time you’re annoyed at your boyfriend for doing something really stupid. There are 7 days in a week, and I’m sure you spend 5 of them complaining at them to do something, they don’t do it, so the last two days of the week you spend sulking and giving him the cold shoulder. You know–true love. At the end of it all, there’s nothing like laughing all the annoying sh*t you do together–or just laughing at him.
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My boyfriend is unreal in bed & also everywhere.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 5, 2013
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New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him 🙁 He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) November 28, 2012
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Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt.
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) December 28, 2012
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Me: *dies*
People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move on
Me in heaven: pic.twitter.com/CMfAEgWVUw— asia (@ASIALBX) February 28, 2017
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Call me romantic, but I STILL get butterflies every time I look across the room & see my boyfriend checking my Google search history.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) April 20, 2015
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When he asks you what do you want to eat like you're supposed to know pic.twitter.com/P3pmU8VPWp
— MIA's interlude ? (@_TamiaK) February 13, 2017
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Is ya boyfriend even ya boyfriend if he doesn't constantly lie on your hair and rip it out your skull
— A M Y (@itsamylloyd) February 7, 2017
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I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
— k8e (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017
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I'm not looking forward to meeting my friend's new boyfriend and having to act like I don't know everything about his penis.
— Zoë Klar (@zoeklar) December 17, 2013