11.
my boyfriend used my nipple clamps to save the hot cheetos he got me. pic.twitter.com/SqNGDuU0js
— spicyma (@shiku___) September 26, 2017
12.
when your boyfriend really says he's going to pee you gotta be prepared for him not to come back for 45 min
— fake fan fallon (@l0ves3xr1ot) August 2, 2017
13.
Literally never care about having a boyfriend until I'm in bed and realize I've forgotten to turn off the light.
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) June 2, 2015
14.
annoyin how boyfriends fall asleep in 10 seconds, do that weird twitchy thing & then start snoring….leaving you awake pure fumin like???
— Sophie Jones? (@sophsjonesy) August 19, 2017
15.
Other bfs: Goodmorning my beautiful honey suckle goddess sent from the heavenly skies to bless my life
My bf: pic.twitter.com/OqyKwXZPnc— asia (@ASIALBX) July 29, 2016
16.
If a bear confronts you in the woods, make it go away by handing it a flyer for your boyfriend's band's show.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) August 29, 2014
17.
my boyfriend asked me what i wanted to eat & i said i don't know & this what he brings me. ? pic.twitter.com/JQcMQvloED
— atalya????? (@chopstckss) June 28, 2016
18.
My boyfriend and I met after he catcalled me on the street and I walked over and gave him my number, said no woman ever.
— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 2, 2014
19.
Hour 1 of our 30 hour train ride to Chicago: just watched my boyfriend eat jelly off of his shoe
— gina (@selfishgeene) August 2, 2017
20.
only want a boyfriend so i can text durin tv shows &then get shit explained to me when i'm confused later.bein single u have 2 pay attention
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) November 27, 2016