11.
https://twitter.com/shiku___/status/912724678065532928
12.
when your boyfriend really says he's going to pee you gotta be prepared for him not to come back for 45 min
— fallon 🕸🦇 (@l0ves3xr1ot) August 2, 2017
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https://twitter.com/shelbyfero/status/605542467174137856
14.
annoyin how boyfriends fall asleep in 10 seconds, do that weird twitchy thing & then start snoring….leaving you awake pure fumin like😤😒🙃
— sophsjonesy💫 (@sophsjonesy) August 19, 2017
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https://twitter.com/ASIALBX/status/758833086335295489
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If a bear confronts you in the woods, make it go away by handing it a flyer for your boyfriend's band's show.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) August 29, 2014
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https://twitter.com/chopstckss/status/747832546738610176
18.
My boyfriend and I met after he catcalled me on the street and I walked over and gave him my number, said no woman ever.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 2, 2014
19.
Hour 1 of our 30 hour train ride to Chicago: just watched my boyfriend eat jelly off of his shoe
— gene (@sleepygeene) August 2, 2017
20.
only want a boyfriend so i can text durin tv shows &then get shit explained to me when i'm confused later.bein single u have 2 pay attention
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) November 27, 2016