The monotony of the typical 9-to-5 workday is enough to drive even the most energetic and ambitious of humans into fits of mind-numbing boredom. You know the ones I’m talking about — where you invent a game involving paper clips and scotch tape, or go to the bathroom just so you can catch a few minutes of shut-eye on the toilet. (Not that I have ever done this. More than once. Or twice.) If your desk is feeling like a prison and your eyes are barely staying open, then congratulations: these tweets are for you.
"It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9am
— Gary’s Posts (@MichaelSmartGuy) January 20, 2014
STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME
– Yay I get to work from home
– It would be nice to talk to people
– I hope that pigeon sits in the window today
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) July 14, 2015
A secret rendezvous…
But it's me, alone, in the snack closet at work.
— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) December 29, 2015
I hate my job. The work sucks. The people suck. The pay sucks.
*looks up and sees motivational poster on wall*
Well this changes everything
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) November 10, 2015
You ever look at one of your coworkers who's stressing out and think "You really give a fuck about this job,huh? Wow."
— Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh…. (@DragonflyJonez) December 16, 2014
The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 12, 2015
Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie
— Mrs Joshua Homme (@FussySaffa) March 24, 2010
Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him "baby hands" until he quits
— vineyille (@vineyille) July 16, 2013
i want to work in this restaurant pic.twitter.com/zLRCEcPH3i
— eat the booty like ratatouille (@bonerman_inc) February 21, 2015
[waiting for elevator]
Coworker: Hey, how's it go-
Me: I'll take the stairs.
— moody monday (@mdob11) December 26, 2014