31.
BOSS: You ok?
ME: Yeah, why?
BOSS: You have a sign that says “2 Days Without Being Annoyed”
[maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0]— the hippo account (@InternetHippo) February 10, 2016
32.
*Sets cellphone ringtone to sound like office fire alarm
*calls cell phone
*waits
— Liz ?? (@myboots111) June 15, 2016
33.
*With only office supplies, she diffuses the bomb with 1 second to spare*
Boss: What are you doing?
Me: *shoves action figures in desk.*— krismuscookie (@krismuscookie) February 5, 2016
34.
*slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) April 1, 2016
35.
I photoshopped myself into a photo booth strip a coworker had on her desk and replaced it. And now we wait… pic.twitter.com/5WrRoUn7cV
— Max Miller (@RuinMyWeek) April 1, 2016
36.
ugh hate the auto-flush on the office bathroom toilet. always goes off before i'm even finished taking my nap
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) September 29, 2014
37.
My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism.
— Svenn Amish (@amishschool) December 20, 2012
38.
In a meeting.
Can I go first? Thanks.
Gets up and leaves.
— GLT (@gaynorlsimpson) November 26, 2014
39.
when your co workers are struggling and you just clocked out pic.twitter.com/4vExujefFP
— I got straps like the taliban. (@Younghuevona) October 20, 2017
40.
we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it
— rap game glenna (@glenna_opt) June 20, 2012