21.
10:00 am: sitting alone at work
10:05 am: my pudding cup is my new best friend
10:06 am: ate my best friend
10:07 am: sitting at work alone— Chris P Bacon (@be_yourownhero) November 13, 2014
22.
90% of my job is squinting at my monitor when somebody walks by so it looks like I'm concentrating on some work.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 28, 2016
23.
“I want to hate my life in a different building” – person looking for a new job
— the hippo account (@InternetHippo) January 21, 2016
24.
*drives motorized scooter into meeting I'm late for, around the conference table, and out the door*
— Lady Broseph (@KateTaylor69) August 5, 2015
25.
my boss: [whispering into my coffin] "you haven't submitted your timesheet"
— k e i t h ?? (@KeetPotato) February 3, 2016
26.
[arrives an hour late for meeting, stands outside glass door & messes my hair up a bit]
Sorry, I'm late. I fucken hate it here.— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 23, 2016
27.
Me: Play dead
My Dog: *drives to my office and starts doing my job*— Goats? (@Gooooats) February 8, 2016
28.
I like to lightheartedly tell my coworkers, "Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee!" And then I never get coffee.
— Julia Johns (@heyJuliaJohns) March 11, 2015
29.
Shout out to my coworkers for having a conversation about salsa dancing that reminded me I didn't have my earbuds in.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 22, 2016
30.
When you have to turn off Beyonce's 2014 halftime show cuz the boss tells you to get back to work GOD CAN I LIVE???? pic.twitter.com/Jb3taFC8qI
— christi chiello (@christichiello) November 9, 2015