11.
95% of having a job is just saying “sounds good!”
— Jessica Misener (@jessmisener) June 1, 2017
12.
Please quit telling me to “keep up the good work” the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) October 26, 2017
13.
When my coworkers try to talk to me at 8:59 am or 5:01 pm. pic.twitter.com/qeypnQz6CF
— M’Baku’s lover (@KadijahChloee) June 27, 2017
14.
How to be a grown up at work:
Replace "Fuck you" with "Ok, great"
— Pin Up Teacher (@pinupteacher) April 3, 2015
15.
Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home?
Me: I don't even think about work at work.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 18, 2016
16.
When you get a work email at 5:01 pic.twitter.com/u5HulNNxNX
— Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) September 14, 2017
17.
every time i reply to an e-mail, i sound like a civil war widow:
"Apologies for the slow reply. 'Twas a long and trying winter and life has been naught but a constant chain of struggle and despair. Please excuse my idleness during these troubled times…"
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) February 12, 2018
18.
[Doctors appointment]
Me: It hurts when I go like this. *gets up and leaves and goes to work*
— Saucy Kensington ? (@Book_Krazy) January 12, 2016
19.
[break room]
coworker: what's for lunch?
me: [eating] food, generally
cw: no, I mean what are you having?
me: an unwanted conversation
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) March 4, 2016
20.
Boss: mike
Boss: Mike
Boss: Mike Ginn
Me: whaaa sorry was just… doing an email pic.twitter.com/fEj5YN98RE— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) January 13, 2016