Dimethylpolysiloxane is added to make cooking safer and prevent the oil from boiling over but who knew it would replace Rogaine? As crazy as it sounds real-life scientists smarter than you and I are actually claiming this can prevent balding. You should run and tell your boyfriend right now. Maybe even fill him up a bath full of fries and get a little weird who knows? To each their own, we don’t judge. The chemical doesn’t magically grow hair back, but it gives the hair a great foundation to boosts the overall growth. Professor Junji Fukuda who worked on the project said that the dimethylpolysiloxane “worked very well” to grow new hair.
“THIS SIMPLE METHOD IS VERY ROBUST AND PROMISING. WE HOPE THAT THIS TECHNIQUE WILL IMPROVE HUMAN HAIR REGENERATIVE THERAPY TO TREAT HAIR LOSS SUCH AS ANDROGENIC ALOPECIA.”
Twitter is losing its mind and probably some hair.
Maybe scientists are on to something. #Fries #McDonalds pic.twitter.com/O2F1mOlAAH
— Wilson McD (@WilsonMcD) February 6, 2018
Fries cure baldness? ? A Japanese study found a chemical in @McDonalds fries causes hair growth. #fries #McDonalds #N4TM pic.twitter.com/0xTwXDEpDd
— Marissa Hollowed (@mhollowed) February 6, 2018
Eating McDonalds fries cures baldness. You will now envy my luxurious, ample hair as I snuggle into the two airline seats I was forced to purchase for myself. https://t.co/UbGlBy7ZQS
— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) February 5, 2018
GUYS! APPARENTLY @McDonalds FRIES CAN CURE BALDNESS!!!!
— Kara Minoprio (@Kara_Minoprio) February 7, 2018
Apparently @McDonalds French fries cure baldness now, excuse me while I go rub a large fry on my balding spot ???
— Erik P (@PaladinPetey) February 5, 2018
Thank you McDonalds!! You have given me hope again by not only creating the perfect sandwich in the McRib but now you might give me the ability to grow my hair back?? 2018 I tell ya!!https://t.co/9mQo9Xt8ER
— Hinson (@roundhouse2face) February 5, 2018
Just seen on the nüs that mcdonalds french fries prevent hair loss and also help in hair regrowth for those who are balding…so for all my bald homies, supersize them bitches and eat'em for breakfast, lunch n dinner! You might get a belly but youll have better hair than me.
— Wee Laddie (@kixxiesiete) February 7, 2018
So McDonalds found the cure for baldness in the French fries ???
— Bartholomew Henry (@ADONISWPT) February 7, 2018
MSN: Yokohama National University claims McDonalds fries may cure baldness, according to a study.
Bald men everywhere: pic.twitter.com/9KV3AGaq8n
— AdamWiepert (@AJWiepert) February 5, 2018
Unfortunately the hair only comes in as a French braid. @McDonalds #McDonalds #frenchfries #hair #bald https://t.co/cmXuSoKFmn
— David P. Kronmiller (@dpkronmiller) February 6, 2018
If I went bald, I'm not sure I'd want Fries for hair.#McDonalds #fries #bald pic.twitter.com/mKhCqbdeCB
— Pop Cultured (@PopCultured4) February 5, 2018
McDonalds hurting for business so bad they have to recruit bald guys to come in and eat because their fries can reverse baldness ???
— dunkmastrjay (@dunkmastrjay) February 7, 2018
BOOM!!! Luckily I am not Bald and do not have to try and test this Study.?? I do Love me some McDonalds Fries though.??????
— Bob (@bobyerbury) February 7, 2018
Now, I understand it’s the chemical in the oil that helps prevent baldness. I’m still going to use this as an excuse to eat all the fries I possibly can; it’s cosmetic. I am trying to keep these thick luscious locks as long as possible! I just hope these scientists are right because if not there are going to be some large bald men running around very upset this chemical didn’t work. Either way, I’m going to McDonald’s and ordering all the fries right now!