Scientists Say McDonald’s Fries Can Actually Cure Baldness And People Are Celebrating

So maybe 2018 isn’t as bad as I initially thought because this sounds like a dream I’ve probably had. The harsh truth that a lot of men and woman have to deal with is male pattern baldness. It’s sadly apart of this crazy game we call life, but recently there may have been a medical breakthrough. A Japanese scientist was pondering the hard-hitting questions that life throws at us. He got to thinking that maybe McDonald’s fries could be cosmetically beneficial. Particularly in helping grow men’s hair back which could be a miracle for a guy who’s getting a little thin around the hairline. You already know celebrities like Lebron have been bathing in McDonald’s fries the second they heard about this. The bottom (hair) line is that there is a chemical in the oil used to deep fry McDonald’s famous fries that can help regrow hair.

Scientists at Yokohama National University in Japan have found out that the chemical dimethylpolysiloxane is beneficial in growing hair. This chemical is a form of silicone added to the oil that they use to fry the famous french fries. Now it’s kind of unsettling finding out that the fries are being fried in silicone chemicals but damn are they delicious. It’s no secret McDonald’s isn’t necessarily the most healthy option, but that might not be true anymore. Well, at least for your hair that is I wouldn’t recommend trying to build a body by Mcdonalds.