Scientists Say McDonald’s Fries Can Actually Cure Baldness And People Are Celebrating

Dimethylpolysiloxane is added to make cooking safer and prevent the oil from boiling over but who knew it would replace Rogaine? As crazy as it sounds real-life scientists smarter than you and I are actually claiming this can prevent balding. You should run and tell your boyfriend right now. Maybe even fill him up a bath full of fries and get a little weird who knows? To each their own, we don’t judge. The chemical doesn’t magically grow hair back, but it gives the hair a great foundation to boosts the overall growth. Professor Junji Fukuda who worked on the project said that the dimethylpolysiloxane “worked very well” to grow new hair.

“THIS SIMPLE METHOD IS VERY ROBUST AND PROMISING. WE HOPE THAT THIS TECHNIQUE WILL IMPROVE HUMAN HAIR REGENERATIVE THERAPY TO TREAT HAIR LOSS SUCH AS ANDROGENIC ALOPECIA.”

Twitter is losing its mind and probably some hair.

https://twitter.com/WilsonMcD/status/960879871860924416

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Now, I understand it’s the chemical in the oil that helps prevent baldness. I’m still going to use this as an excuse to eat all the fries I possibly can; it’s cosmetic. I am trying to keep these thick luscious locks as long as possible! I just hope these scientists are right because if not there are going to be some large bald men running around very upset this chemical didn’t work. Either way, I’m going to McDonald’s and ordering all the fries right now!