23 Servers Confess The Worst Questions To Ask When Going Out To Eat

13. Nicole:

Stop trying to create your own meal. Order off the menu. It’s a restaurant, not your kitchen.

14. Teddy:

When customers come in 5 minutes to closing and they see our hours, know we close in 5 minutes, but pretend they have no idea. Who comes into a restaurant for a heavy meal at 11:00 p.m.? Come on.

15. Violet:

I don’t control the music. Do not ask me to change it.