19.
when ur bra & panties match & u stand in front of the mirror like damnnn baby girl who da fuck is yooouuu lol
— snap:Fvckmomo (@forepIays) February 13, 2017
20.
"LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE." commands the small cushion. You whisper "I'm trying" but that only makes it angrier
— Deirdre (@figgled) August 22, 2017
21.
Panera: Would you like your soup in a bowl or bread bowl?
Me:Bread
Panera:For your side?
Me:Bread
Panera:And to drink?
Me:Bread
— Natalie Jensen (@_natalie_jensen) October 26, 2017