34.
[grating cheese over my pasta]
Waiter: Tell me when
Me:
W:…
Me:
W:…
Me:
W:…
Me:
W: are you gonna say when?
Me: Wow our first fight.— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 18, 2016
35.
If street harassers really wanted to "rock my world" they'd pay my mortgage.
— Nina Bargiel (@slackmistress) January 25, 2016
36.
When he hits a sharp turn and your purse tips over in the backseat <<<<<< pic.twitter.com/QFBhLt6tUT
— Unfuckwittable (@MsReyda) April 26, 2016