28.
yeah well i hope you go to put your hair in a ponytail but the hair tie is too loose to hold it & not big enough to tie it another time
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) January 14, 2018
29..
*at my funeral*
Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress
Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets— maura "are jack and biz nazis?" quint (@behindyourback) July 3, 2017
30.
my boyfriend asked me what i wanted to eat & i said i don't know & this what he brings me. ? pic.twitter.com/JQcMQvloED
— atalya????? (@chopstckss) June 28, 2016