34.
[grating cheese over my pasta]
Waiter: Tell me when
Me:
W:…
Me:
W:…
Me:
W:…
Me:
W: are you gonna say when?
Me: Wow our first fight.— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 18, 2016
35.
If street harassers really wanted to "rock my world" they'd pay my mortgage.
— Nina Bargiel, probably (@slackmistress) January 25, 2016
36.
https://twitter.com/MsReyda/status/725011536016752640