25.
I love the Ubers that reek of cologne. At least I can fart the whole time.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) January 1, 2018
26.
Airports are bad. We should figure out something else. Maybe just stay where we are. Everyone go home. Airports are cancelled.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) December 26, 2017
27.
Your children are going to live in a world that remakes all of the Twilight movies.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) December 23, 2017