7.
I don't know what a trap queen is but my neighborhood has a raccoon problem and I could use all the help I can get.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) October 13, 2015
8.
Me: "Hey you forgot to close the door! Were you born in a barn?"
Jesus: "Yes."
Me: "Oh, it's you. Sorry, Jesus."
Jesus: "I forgive you."— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) May 15, 2012
9.
"Bro check out that DILP."
"Where? Wait what's a DILP?"
"Dog I'd Like to Pet."— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 23, 2014