Is there anybody on this planet who doesn’t like dogs? Not counting the big scary dogs—it’s perfectly reasonable to be skeptical of those—but there are really only two opinions when it comes to those furry little goofballs who live in our houses that we let up on the couch even though we’re not supposed to. You either love dogs or you really love dogs. (Remember that movie Must Love Dogs, about a woman looking for a partner? That movie should have been called Anyone Will Do, Because Everybody Loves Dogs.)
Perhaps nobody loves dogs, and recognizes the inherent explosive joy and humor in them, quite like these people below, who came up with some of the realest and funniest observations ever about getting to live in a world that has dogs in it.
1. Eyes off the prize.
DATE: my eyes are up here— jomny sun (@jonnysun) June 15, 2017
ME: [imediately looking up from their dog] sorry
2. Secret dogs are the best dogs.
This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you allowed to have dogs on the bus” and I just shrugged thinking he was gonna give me shit or something but then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere— alek? (@mogvvai) November 14, 2017
3. Why would you ever go out?
friend: "hey let's go out tonight"— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) January 14, 2018
me: "can't, I'm at my dog's birthday party" pic.twitter.com/CzpDFAm1xI