7. A proper use of power.
[makes a little voodoo doll of my neighbor's dog and pets it]— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) December 10, 2017
8. The best Beethoven.
me: any historical figure?— dan mentos (@DanMentos) November 18, 2017
wizard: that’s right
[later at dinner]
Beethoven: you seem disappointed
me: *hiding dog treats* it’s fine
9. Ew, a person.
I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was lost in thought and he said, "Bitch smiles at a dog but won't look me in the eye." A DOG WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, THAT'S WHY.— Louise Hung (@LouiseHung1) December 19, 2017