People Confess All The Things That Happen During Sex That You Won’t Ever See In Porn

yallready4this:

One time during us both climaxing, I said “I love you baby!” and my fiance replied with a derpy oh-face “you’re my…best…FRIEEEEEEND!”

We are each others best friend and we’ve been together for 4 years so I understood in the moment what he meant but I just couldn’t stop laughing. That didn’t stop him from trying to explain afterwards what he meant cause he was so embarrassed.

theUndeadProphet:

Putting on your robe and wizard hat

AllThatJazz:

Pizza is delivered.

The driver is paid and tipped in under 1 minute, and departs from the scene immediately after.

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Written by Baillie Parry

Just your average girl from New York who loves her some Knicks basketball and city lights. Catch her laughing at memes endlessly and trying to find Mr. Right while on a date with Mr. Right Now.