People Confess All The Things That Happen During Sex That You Won’t Ever See In Porn

yallready4this:

One time during us both climaxing, I said “I love you baby!” and my fiance replied with a derpy oh-face “you’re my…best…FRIEEEEEEND!”

We are each others best friend and we’ve been together for 4 years so I understood in the moment what he meant but I just couldn’t stop laughing. That didn’t stop him from trying to explain afterwards what he meant cause he was so embarrassed.

theUndeadProphet:

Putting on your robe and wizard hat

AllThatJazz:

Pizza is delivered.

The driver is paid and tipped in under 1 minute, and departs from the scene immediately after.