ThickGecko5912:
I had a baby when I was 15 and he was adopted. Closed adoption. Most painful thing I’ve ever gone through.
He turns 18 in a few months and if he so chooses, he can find me. I’m married & have kids now, and my kids have no idea he exists. I really, really want to meet him, but I’m terrified he’s got mental disorders like his biological father (who is now in prison for murder.)
What a twist.
toxicbooster:
I’ve posted this on a different sub, but my wife thinks I go to work 30 mins early because of my military training. In reality I get there early to watch a re-run of Dog the Bounty Hunter with the bois.
Wait this is adorable.
Gorechi:
One time my wife and I got really drunk. The scallops she ate werent sitting well so she went to sit on the floor of a hot shower. I join her and we are just sitting there hugging and she suddenly pukes all over me. Not too bad as we are in the shower anyway. A little later she has to pee and since neither of us want to move I tell her to just go. So she does , on me.
This is true love.
Why did you delete your username, anon?
I’m a well-adjusted, normal adult female and I still play Neopets. Or, at least, a Neopets clone. The actual game changed too much for that sweet nostalgia feeling, but I found a game online that’s super similar back in college and I’ve been playing it ever since.
EDIT: Since people seem interested, the site is marapets.com
pkfighter343:
I got a wooden ball stuck in my butt for a day. Went to school and stuff. Was terrified it was gonna be stuck forever and a doctor would have to get it out
Edit: This is now my top post. Thanks, I think?
Next step: golden ball in my ass