alien_survivor:
My ex-wife fucked her sisters husband on new years eve 1998 .
Edit:. The four of us know. That is it. The sisters sort of made up. My ex told me that it was rape. I don’t know what to believe. I am just glad that I am divorced from that family and the drama. I have the most amazing girlfriend now. We talk, we communicate very well…. It is a mature adult relationship. Good riddance to their bullshit. I have so many stories. My ex SIL would punish her and my kids by not letting them play together (age six) when she was mad at her sister. I have waited outside in The street while my ex SIL is inside talking to her husband about their daughter and when their car alarm goes off and people come running out the house I am to protect the daughter by controlling my ex BIL. Crazy shit
Wow, apparently this isn’t that unique…
Arya_kidding_me:
My ex-husbands mother fucked, then married, her sister’s husband.
We called him uncle step-dad.
iHeartLaukala:
I fall asleep to the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack every night.
Valduza:
I own a 5 foot tall sex doll while living with 2 grandmas & my mom. It was interesting ordering the doll and getting this big box weighing 80 pounds into the house with no one noticing.(I sat outside waiting for UPS to arrive just so no door bell was rung.) Had to go through the front door- through the hallway then into my room. Somehow I did it with no one seeing. After owning her for about a week it’s a real bitch trying to keep her clean with people around – so strategizing clean up times in the bathroom sure is a chore. One time I had her in the bathtub to clean up and just took a shower so no one would question, then I open the bathroom door to see my grandma waiting to use it. I just had to pray she didn’t open the shower curtains while doing her business- in which she didn’t. So a few months go by, some family needs to move in. I would now share my room with my brother and his girlfriend temporarily. I hide the doll in a big enough box, inside my closest. No one knows I have this life sized doll- and I would rather keep it that way.
This is like Lars and the Real Girl, but IRL.
CarouselOfDucks:
When I was about 9, I went over to neighbors house (I would usually go hang out with my adult neighbors because they would let me watch TV and give me snacks in exchange for helping them) with the intention of seeing if I could play with the foster puppies she had. Well, she wasn’t there, but her door was unlocked and I just went in and played with the puppies. When I walked out of the house, she was coming down the driveway (there was a bunch of stuff in front of her door blocking it from view from the driveway). I just pretending like I had been waiting for a minute and we walked in and I got to play with the puppies again.