6.
So annoying when men think women date for the free dinners. It's like HELLO we're in it to have the correct music choices explained to us
— Sofiya Alexandra (@TheSofiya) December 11, 2017
7.
"You know, you could just do it now & not have to worry about it later"
Me: *extremely mature voice* you know, you could just eat my ass
— dick snickers (@smithsara79) December 13, 2017
8.
English friend: How's it going in America
Me: California is still burning and we almost elected a pedophile— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) December 13, 2017
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https://twitter.com/hellolanemoore/status/941769868256448513
10.
“Fuck it, it’s Christmas” has been used too often in the last 2 weeks.
— Georgie. (@Georgiepotter_) December 15, 2017