Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. ? So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. ?
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) March 29, 2014
4:20..how is everyone?
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) June 18, 2009
911…bush knocked down the towers
— GEMINI (@macklemore) September 18, 2009
WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
— LILJON (@LilJon) September 28, 2010
Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012