Celebrities, man. They can make all the money in the world and live life like it’s a huge party. But, somehow, with all that money in their pocket, they still need to vent to all of us peasants about their problems on Twitter. Or, they have to ask us questions as though we are Google. Lucky for us, we get a good laugh or two out of them from time to time.
I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) September 6, 2012
ok boys, what's your ball size?
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) April 28, 2013
How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol pic.twitter.com/KiNPwBkF
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) September 3, 2012
I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
— 50cent (@50cent) August 26, 2010
Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 14, 2013